Improving my Figs

I finally broke down and bought a pair of Figs so I could try to fit in with young folk.

But I had to do a little surgery with my seam ripper:

Just because I want to pretend I can pull off squeezing into some joggers doesn’t mean I want four(!) separate branding labels on a pair of scrubs of all things.

Now they’re closer to the fantasy world where the generic hospital scrub pants have regular pockets.

3 Comments

Sam Izdat 12.07.22 Reply

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Dr. White,
For the love of all that is decent and good, wearing jogger scrubs should be a federal crime. An additional concern is that every healthcare professional in the United States (the World?) will appear as if they work in a storefront IVF rehydration clinic. kind regards.

Ben 12.07.22 Reply

You would have me shield my malleoli from all the world? Deprive everyone?

S. Izdat 12.19.22 Reply

I am afraid you will also expose an incus and stapes, along with a
malleus when wearing jogger scrubs.

Not to be too arch, but anyone would have to have a hole in their head to wear those things.

kind regards.

(In all sincerity, wear them and use them well. Unlimited blessings for success and happiness.)

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